Cat wins “Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan”

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Cat Meet Celt: Irish Cat Drinking Songs in Your Email

Is is too good to be true? IT IS NOT!

We can again thank the internet for bringing us Cat Drinking Songs fresh as a morning spring in your email.  Celebrate the Irish today with these delightful tunes of cats to drink by, even if your cat is on the wagon. But how can you enjoy Cat Drinking Songs from the comfort of home without running into any drunk kittens on the road?

Simply go to catdrinking.com, sign up for their newsletter, Cat Drinking Tails, and you will receive instant classics like When Kitty Eyes Are Smiling and Lord of the Pounce. Does it get any better than this??

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This Kitten is Drunk

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Why are they still serving this cat alcohol when anyone can see how dog-faced drunk he is?

Please be safe this St. Catty’s Day, because the truth is: With this kitten on the roads, no one is safe.

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Two Words: Cat Sushi

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Thank you New Yorker for finding this perfect post-cat-art style snack, apparently on Broadway! New York, New York it’s a wonderful town.

http://www.newyorker.com//culture/culture-desk/this-week-in-cultural-clicks-sushi-cats-post-internet-poetry-and-more http://ow.ly/Kmtmf

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They’ll Take Manhattan

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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/13/arts/design/review-life-of-cats-spotlights-a-centuries-old-fascination-in-japan.html?_r=0#

Another cat-themed exhibition takes advantage of the cat mystique, this one in New York City! Cats have always had a sixth sense for seducing artists of all stripes, getting on the painting and the page far more than dogs, generally. At least, that is how we see it here at Self Help for Cats. We may not be the uttermost authority on this, however, and we would not absurdly pretend to have no bias.

“Life of Cats” is on exhibit now through June 7, 2015 at Japan Society, 333 East 47th Street, Manhattan; japansociety.org.

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Is that a cat on your head or…

catheadband2Or have we arrived at the bleeding edge of cat fashion?  But is it art? or fashion? or Halloween? or what? And will it catch on? Will it jump from head to head to head until everyone must have one?  Let’s start with a small poll.  Just answer this one simple question: Would you wear it, and under what circumstances?

See the full story of the cat headband’s fashion debut here.

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Green Cat of Bulgaria: A Cat DIY Job First?

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If this light-colored tabby of Bulgarian street stock has its way, cat dye jobs will be the next big feline street fashion rage. The avant-garde cat colorist is clearly a natural at the full-body dye job, giving the illusion he was born that way. Sorry Lady Gaga’s cat, this new trend train has already left the station, and cats everywhere have begun demanding all the latest shades of aqua and teal, among other gem tones, from their fur dressers.

What can possible be next in new kitty street trends? Better subscribe to Self Help for Cats so these important moments in cat culture history don’t pass you by.

Learn more at https://twitter.com/sh4cats/status/546506081678008320

 

 

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Planet Cat Will Have to Wait

Planet Cat Will Have to Wait Helping himself to a big dose of Earth’s morning sun rays, Brody faces another day on the planet with his old elan. Apparently, his mission here is not quite yet complete, although Comrade Herman seems to be wrapping things up.  Please excuse the occasional radio silence from SHFC as we find ourselves completely overcome by the activities of kitty end game.

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Thank You for Tuning into Self Help for Cats Reality

For no reason at all, we’re having a reader-appreciation moment…

Dear reader,

Thank you from our hearts for tuning into the Self Help for Cats reality, so far as we can present it.

Most people find us looking for the answer to the question, Why Does My Cat Go Crazy at Night?  I’m afraid humanity hasn’t yet found an adequate answer to this conundrum, truly, but we love you for asking and finding our site. Or finding it any old way.

Each of your clicks hits our little kitty-human collective right in the heart. Dear reader, thanks for being here and being you!

This world is so bloody serious too much of time, yes?  By living a cat-o-centric lifestyle, as many millions chose to, you have a clear and immediate cat antidote to the all-too-human world. Self Help for Cats is by cats for cats. We all know why we are here.  For cats. Naturally.

At Self Help for Cats, it’s okay to put cats first. And second, and third. Cats are us and we are cats. We’re not seeing a lot of distinction here.

I was recently thinking about how perfect cats are, as I often do. I was probably looking at my kitty Brody. He’s the perfect mini-tiger. I had to wonder, why didn’t God stop at cats?

Then I realized, that’s another question… for another post.

In conclusion, I hope we’ve been at least a little helpful here, in adjusting your reality, that is. For that is all any man-cat-woman-cat can hold claim to, and it is the work we do. Or should be doing, more like it.

Oh sweet honeysuckle hockey-puck of a universe, please let this be an extraordinary year for everyone in the Self Help for Cats community! We know it’s in you!

Cheers to you!

The Staff

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Cats & Christmas: The Evergreen Challenge

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Here’s a holiday classic post and a perrenial favorite from Self Help for Cats. Merry merry!

Picture a quiet night by the Christmas tree. You sink into your comfy recliner and think about how nice it is to feel so relaxed, and then, wait, what’s that?  The Christmas tree starts to shake violently, all the baubles banging and clanging. “What the hell?” you blurt!  The tree is absolutely possessed.  Like at any moment it could split open and give birth to the alien.

You stare deeper through the pine needles and the tinsel and something is –staring back!  Then you recognize it.  That’s not the alien glaring back at you;  It’s the very wide eyes of your cat having the closest thing to a back-to-the-wild experience he is ever going to have in your living room. Continue reading

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