Nothing generates traffic like some good old-fashioned controversy. That’s why today our topic is “Why Dogs are Pussies.”
It’s true, at Self Help for Cats, we have a big tortilla-like chip on our shoulders about dogs. It’s not that dogs aren’t tolerable in their own loud, slobbering, drooly way. Dogs are okay; we’re not saying dogs need to go. Dogs have their place, and it’s not at our place. It’s just, what is so freaken special about dogs?
Everywhere you go, it’s always dogs, dogs, dogs! Sausage dogs, pony dogs, hot dogs. Dogs in bike carts. Dogs who read to children. Dogs who change diapers. Dogs who sail to Ireland. Dogs, dogs, and dogs’ dogs!
At Self Help for Cats, we’ve had it up to HERE with all the dogs. Cats are tired of being placed second behind these noisy, subservient animals (where we often get hit by their dumb, pummeling tails). Everyone thinks so much about dogs. But the fact is, dogs are obvious. Dogs are easy.
It’s not our job to judge here at Self Help for Cats. As perfect spiritual beings, cats understand that love and acceptance is the best approach to our less-complex brothers and sisters, the other creatures. It’s all good. Because when you boil everything down, we are each of us an integral part of the great feline-in-the-sky. And that, friend, is the major reason why we say, “dogs are pussies.”
It’s a compliment.