Don’t just get where you’re going. Get there care of a cool cat. When you arrive at your destination with a lot of cool cat fur all over you it will be all the proof you need to show you are on the bleeding edge of techno-convenience. Grouber is Lyft with a catitude.
Below are just a few of the amazing claims they make about their incredible fleet of feline drivers:
Our drivers are spayed, neutered and have no reason to curl up in your lap and make it awkward. Trust us, these cats are cool. And every Grouber experience should be a paws-itive one.
What if life is just a simulation? Scientists report that evidence is stacking up: This big monkey show may turn out to be some kind of mind-boggling virtual exercise. And for what? No one knows. For all we know, our world is here for the pure entertainment of cats. Yes, our world may just be a big cat playground, where cats come to relax and forget about their universe, which is very high-tech and sophisticated, obviously. Then they put us to sleep and go back to run the real cat world, which is so demanding on them they require very distracting “pass times” (like us humans) to simply forget about it all, and really live!
Did I say, we may be “just” a simulation? With more evidence all the time of a parallel cat universe, I’d like to think I’m the only pet my cats would ever want — in any world.
Want to learn more about the reality of alternate cat universes? Scientists believe we may be able to test if life is a simulation or not. If we are ready to know that sort of thing.
What about it? Do you find signs that your cats are leading a double-parallel life in at least one alternate universe? If so, please let us know here at Self Help for Cats, where we aim to be ground zero for the Alternate Cat Universe theory.
Breathe, kitty, breathe!!
This and other incredible critter pics at: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/incredible-photos-of-animals-from-2011