Announcing Self Help for Cats Collector’s Postcard #1

Self Help for Cats Collector’s Postcard # 1
I ordered the above free, priceless Self Help for Cats postcards from Vista Print recently. In the marketing world, this stuff is called collateral.

I have at least 15 of these original collector’s works (the postcards, that is) and each (signed and misnumbered by the author) could go to a good home for the price of merely surrendering your contact information and pledging non-binding interest in one day purchasing my book, Self Help for Cats. In other words, I’m holding these babies in collateral for your electronic vitals.

{Author’s note: I’m no spam engine here nor am I known as Can’d Spam Betty among my acquaintances.  I promise to be discrete and only spam email you at odd intervals about Self Help for Cats and my other brilliant world-changing projects.}

To get a postcard, send your:

name, email, postal address

to: selfhelpforcats (at) gmail (dot) com.

Have it say something like:

I, of sound mind and body, want Self Help for Cats or a book by a reasonably-similar title just as soon as you can publish it! I’m ready to take my cat(s) to the bank!

Categories: cats, humor, humour, the book | Leave a comment

Post navigation

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Blog at

Flux Comb

in which i record my pursuit of well-being in a world where the only constant is change

Juju Films

Cutting edge Multimedia Programming


Welcome to the world of cats!


life in the not-so-fast lane

Success Inspirers' World

A forum for all inspirers

Catwoods Porch Party

~ Art, cats, nature, animals, weather, and whatever. Painter at heart ~

Literature and Libation

Through it all, your spirit's alive

Me and Hank vs. 90 year old house

Rantings of an Amateur Chef - What works, and what doesn't!


Making stupid mistakes - it seems to be the only thing I'm really good at.

Reprogram Reality

Channeling and the Psychic Arts

Eldrid Elephant

Eldrid's work blog to help #wlf cats to remember things

Dysfunctional Literacy

Just because you CAN read Moby Dick doesn't mean you should.


The light and dark of Caroscuro

Ambition In The City

Living Life One Lesson At A Time

A Small Press Life

Not just a blog, a philosophy

The Office Inbetweener


%d bloggers like this: