I know, some of you may be saying, my cat is so freaking lazy and unproductive, he’ll never amount to anything. I want you to stop thinking like that right now. The truth is, no matter where your cat starts at today, things can only improve if you try. Change, real change, doesn’t happen overnight, (or during the day, in the case of cats). Real change is glacial, happening inside, unseen, little by little until one day, gush!, shit happens!
So have a little faith in your cat, and work on that attitude, man. And when things really seem to suck, borrow my mantra:
Life is one long continuous improvement process getting better everyday in everyway.