What do the cats of Marie Antoinette, John Hemingway, Erwin Schrödinger, and Pablo Picasso have in common? They are all Cats Who Made It, and your cat can too — if only you can harness his wild, innate entrepreneurial spirit.
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Imagine the joy you will share fulfilling your cat’s biggest Broadway-like dreams. And with Self Help for Cats, putting your cat to work has never been easier or more enjoyable. All it takes is a bit of your own time to have the most self-realized cat in town — so get ready to get started!
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Self Help for Cats is a blog and book manuscript by Alison Bowman. Contact her by leaving a comment or writing to selfhelpforcats (at) gmail (dot) com.
Alison, as you are an author, I’d like to tell you (and all your friends) that I’ve written a scathingly-funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out May 6th. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats. Check it out on my website, http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.
Your blog is a great discovery for me! I love your sense of humor. Hope you are still blogging here, or let me know if you have a more active blog.
I have a newly launched blog called Global Cats Blog and Newsroom, which posts news of cats around the world on a growing list of topics.
I will add you to my links, and I’m participating in the Peace Globe 2008 and will add you to my tags.
Hope to hear from you.
Rahma at Global Cats