The Program

Welcome to Self Help for Cats, a blog and book devoted to the self-improvement of house cats.  If your cat keeps you up at night, is getting fat and lazy, or just hasn’t lived up to his amazing feline potential (and what cat has?), than Self Help for Cats can help you!

Now you may by asking yourself, do I have a right to self-help my cat?  Well, it turns out, you don’t just have a right to — you are obligated!  St. Francis said it best:

Our first duty to our little brothers and sisters, the animals, is never to do them any harm. Our responsibilities do not end there, however. We are obligated to help them whenever they require it.

 The Self Help for Cats Program is simple:

Stimulation + Synergy = Success

First, you have to bring the cat up to full functioning capacity, which, if your cat isn’t used to it could take a little work. Learn how in the book Self Help for Cats.

Second, you must coordinate your efforts with your cat(s) to bring about a synergistic career, hobby, or even just a style of “work.” Self Help for Cats is full of ideas to get you started.

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Today, cats everywhere have started taking charge of their lives and saying, “Hey, we better get with the band wagon!” Afterall, cats have issues to deal with – public relations issues, for one. I mean, cats are super popular number-wise, but dogs right now have them beat in the charisma category. And any cat knows that’s just plain whacko.

Of course, PR isn’t all that’s in need a major makeover. Cats in general need a whole new career concept and a complete political rebirthing. Self Help for Cats takes on the gamut of opportunities available today to help your cat realize his biggest Broadway-like dreams.